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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Halving.
Halving who?
Halving a good time waiting for the next bull run!
#CryptoHumour #memecoin🚀🚀🚀 $BMT $PEPE
Who's there?
Halving.
Halving who?
Halving a good time waiting for the next bull run!
#CryptoHumour #memecoin🚀🚀🚀 $BMT $PEPE
Kad tirgus nolemj doties sānis... Mūžīgi
Tu zini, ka tavs portfelis ir izturējis daudz, kad tava bull tirgus stratēģija sāk izskatīties tieši kā tava lāču tirgus stratēģija... kas ir vienkārši agresīvi atsvaidzinot Binance un murminot: "Kaut kad tuvākajā laikā... kaut kad."
Aizmirsti par mēness misijām, mani monēti šobrīd piedzīvo to, ko es saucu par 'orbitalo stagnāciju.' Tas ir tā, it kā viņi gaidītu nākamo Halving... vai varbūt vienkārši, lai es pārtrauktu viņus skatīties. Tiklīdz es novēršu skatienu, tieši tad notiek burvība, vai ne? 👀
#cryptohumor #HODLStrategy #Binances #MarketMoves
Tu zini, ka tavs portfelis ir izturējis daudz, kad tava bull tirgus stratēģija sāk izskatīties tieši kā tava lāču tirgus stratēģija... kas ir vienkārši agresīvi atsvaidzinot Binance un murminot: "Kaut kad tuvākajā laikā... kaut kad."
Aizmirsti par mēness misijām, mani monēti šobrīd piedzīvo to, ko es saucu par 'orbitalo stagnāciju.' Tas ir tā, it kā viņi gaidītu nākamo Halving... vai varbūt vienkārši, lai es pārtrauktu viņus skatīties. Tiklīdz es novēršu skatienu, tieši tad notiek burvība, vai ne? 👀
#cryptohumor #HODLStrategy #Binances #MarketMoves
My Portfolio's Secret Strategy: The "Hodl, Hope, and Hilarity" Method!
Alright, degens and diamond hands! With all the market volatility we've seen this year ($BTC did its thing, $ETH is trying to catch up, and don't even get me started on the meme coin frenzy!), I've finally perfected my trading strategy. Forget technical analysis, fundamental research, or even sleeping. My new method is simple:
* HODL: Because selling is for noobs, and let's be honest, my entry point was probably at the top anyway.
* HOPE: That my portfolio eventually resembles a rocket emoji, not a sinking ship emoji. (Currently leaning towards the latter, but a man can dream!)
* HILARITY: Because if you can't laugh at your red candlesticks, you're probably going to cry. And tears don't generate yield!
Speaking of laughing, anyone else feeling like their favorite altcoin is doing a slow dance to zero while $PEPE PE is out here moonwalking? It's like my portfolio got stuck in a time loop from 2021, but everything's just… slower.
On the bright side, at least we're not waiting for an $ETH TH ETF approval anymore, right? (Or are we just waiting for the next one? 🤔)
Keep those spirits high, fam! And remember, when in doubt, zoom out... then zoom back in, panic for a second, and then remember you're in crypto for the tech... right?
$#bitcoin #ETH #memecoin🚀🚀🚀 #Altcoins👀🚀 #CryptoHumour
Alright, degens and diamond hands! With all the market volatility we've seen this year ($BTC did its thing, $ETH is trying to catch up, and don't even get me started on the meme coin frenzy!), I've finally perfected my trading strategy. Forget technical analysis, fundamental research, or even sleeping. My new method is simple:
* HODL: Because selling is for noobs, and let's be honest, my entry point was probably at the top anyway.
* HOPE: That my portfolio eventually resembles a rocket emoji, not a sinking ship emoji. (Currently leaning towards the latter, but a man can dream!)
* HILARITY: Because if you can't laugh at your red candlesticks, you're probably going to cry. And tears don't generate yield!
Speaking of laughing, anyone else feeling like their favorite altcoin is doing a slow dance to zero while $PEPE PE is out here moonwalking? It's like my portfolio got stuck in a time loop from 2021, but everything's just… slower.
On the bright side, at least we're not waiting for an $ETH TH ETF approval anymore, right? (Or are we just waiting for the next one? 🤔)
Keep those spirits high, fam! And remember, when in doubt, zoom out... then zoom back in, panic for a second, and then remember you're in crypto for the tech... right?
$#bitcoin #ETH #memecoin🚀🚀🚀 #Altcoins👀🚀 #CryptoHumour
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