Crypto AnalyZen

You’ve probably heard a lot about how everyone on the internet teaches you how to make money in trading or how to avoid losing money in trading. But today, we’re going to learn something different. Today, I’m going to show you how you can lose money in trading!
Do you want to learn it?
Perfect. Follow this step by step guide.
Step 1: Buy Expensive Trading Gear
First, buy a super expensive computer.
Then buy at least six 27-inch ultra-HD monitors and mount them on a massive stand. You must also subscribe to multiple signal groups so you can watch charts all day. This setup is absolutely required to become a successful trader… obviously.
Step 2: Find Trading Indicators
Now start searching for the perfect technical indicator.
Once you find it, your trading account will turn into an ATM machine.
Then trade big.
Actually, trade huge.
Your screens will glow green with profits. Your electricity bill will look like spare change.
Step 3: Trust Indicators Blindly
When your indicator says “oversold,” buy immediately.
Never question it.
Never think.
Never look at price action.
Never care about news.
Your indicator knows everything. Your brain knows nothing.
Step 4: Ignore the Global Economy
Interest rates?
Inflation?
War?
Politics?
Boring stuff. Ignore all of it.
Just stare at your charts all day. Trading is a staring contest.
Whoever blinks first loses.
Even if your eyes start hurting, keep staring, eventually, profits will magically appear.
Step 5: Hunt for Trading Tips Online
Visit trding forums and search for “hot tips.”
If you don’t find any, message random strangers and ask them for trades.
The less you know about them, the better.
If someone offers a magical indicator or EA with a 137% win rate, download it immediately.
Free stuff always works best.
Step 6: Copy Other Traders
Read what other traders are doing and copy them without thinking. They’ve been trading longer than you, so they must be profitable… right?
No need to ask questions. Thinking is overrated.
Just copy trades and enjoy the influencer lifestyle.
Step 7: Skip the Trading Plan
If you see a trade, just take it.
No plan needed, No rules, No exits.
“Just do it.”
Every trade is guaranteed to win anyway.
Step 8: Think Only About Profits
Never think about how much you can lose. Only imagine how rich you’ll be.
Start planning which Lambo you’ll buy or which luxury store you’ll visit.
Risk management is for losers.
Step 9: Never Use Stop Losses
Stop losses are for weak traders.
You are different, You always win.
Even if the trade goes deep into loss, it will definitely come back.
Red is just a color.
Step 10: Trade With Emotions
Logic is unnecessary.
When you feel greedy, buy.
When you feel scared, sell.
Let emotions control everything.
That’s how consistent profits are made… at least in your head.
This is all you need to Lose
Make sure you follow as many of these steps as possible.
Very soon, you’ll see that big fat zero in your trading account the one you always dreamed about.
If you’re lucky, you might even see a negative balance.
If you’re impatient and want to lose money even faster, feel free to repeat any of these steps again and again.
BUT
if you want to avoid blowing your trading account, now you know exactly what NOT to do.
Most traders make these mistakes when they first start trading.
I did too.
Hopefully, you don’t repeat my mistakes.