nooberman

Tether Announces the Launch of USA₮, the Federally Regulated, Dollar-Backed Stablecoin, Made in America 🇺🇲🚀

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#TSLA —> $TSLA

$XAU total market capitalization surged to $35T as prices hit fresh record highs.

That valuation dwarfs Bitcoin and even exceeds the combined market value of top tech companies.

Old money is back in charge! 🔥

Uzbekistan 🇺🇿, Andijan.
Fake cops. Forced car ride. $100,000 in #crypto gone.
The attackers tried to “pay back” with $160,000 in counterfeit cash.
Didn’t work — all suspects arrested. #Fraud & extortion charges filed.

Ellis was 15 when he stole $24M in crypto through a SIM swap.

He spent it on watches, clubs, and escorts.

Then used his real name to cash out on Coinbase.

The FBI came.

No charges (he was underage)

Now he studies philosophy at NYU.