Me trying to act like a serious investor in 2026 🤡

Me: “I’ve spent weeks studying ZK rollups, tokenomics, and cross-chain integrations…” 🤓

The market: “Cool story. Here’s $WIF in a new hat and $PNUT the squirrel going viral off one tweet. Up 400% in two hours.” 🐿️🚀

Portfolio reality check:

$SOL: My last hope for a calm, respectable retirement.

$BONK: Zero utility, unlimited dopamine.

$POPCAT: Just a cat making a noise, somehow beating all my ‘high-conviction’ tech plays.

At this point, why read a whitepaper when meme-paper gets better results 📜🐕

Headline: My technical analysis vs a dog in a hat 🎩

#BinanceSquare #WIF #Write2Earn #altcoins #Binance

$SOL

SOLUSDT

Löpande

119.06

-6.43%

$BONK

BONK

0.0₅843

-4.96%