The EU Taxman Finally Found Your Wallet! 🕵️♂️💸
Did you think your digital gains were playing a permanent game of hide-and-seek, or is the EU just much better at finding things than you expected? 🧐
BTCUSDT
Löpande
70,819.8
+2.47%
As of January 1st, 2026, the DAC8 directive has officially turned the European crypto market into a glass house for tax authorities. 🏠
DOTUSDT
Löpande
1.344
-1.53%
Every transaction is now part of an automatic reporting mechanism, ensuring that the "wild west" of tax-free trading is officially closed for business. 🏛️
XRPUSDT
Löpande
1.4392
+0.92%
It seems the regulators have developed x-ray vision for your tokens, making sure everyone pays their "fair share" of the moon mission. 🚀
Taxes might be certain, but at least your reporting is now automated—whether you like it or not! 🤡🧾