🚹 PI COIN HOLDERS, IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP ☠ 🚹

Ah yes, Pi Network—the only crypto where the biggest flex is mining on your mom’s phone while she’s watching Facebook reels. đŸ“±đŸ€Ł

You’ve been “mining” for YEARS, tapping that little lightning button like a trained monkey, telling yourself “mass adoption is coming.” But where’s your money? Where’s your Lambo? WHERE’S THE EXCHANGE LISTING?! 🚗💹

đŸ”č “It’s launching soon!” – They’ve been saying that since dinosaurs walked the Earth. 🩖

đŸ”č “We’re in KYC phase!” – Bro, people are KYC-ing their grandkids at this point.

đŸ”č “Utility is being built!” – Utility? WHERE?! You can’t even buy a McChicken with Pi. 🍔💀

Meanwhile, the founders are chilling while you’re out here defending this glorified Ponzi experiment like your life depends on it. It’s time to accept reality:

đŸ”„ If Pi was REAL crypto, it would already be tradable.

đŸ”„ If Pi had VALUE, you wouldn’t need to beg exchanges to list it.

đŸ”„ If Pi was a MOVEMENT, you wouldn’t be trying to convince broke Facebook uncles to join.

At this point, you’re not an investor—you’re in a cult. And the only reward is hopium. 😂

#WakeUpPiHolders #MiningFairyTales #StillNotListed #PiOrGoodbye #SaylorBTCPurchase #WhaleMovements #BinanceAlphaAlert #VoteToListOnBinance

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