🚨BREAKING Well… Almost 🚨

America might be gearing up to drop *straight cash* into wallets — and Wall Street is already celebrating! 🇺🇸💸

The new Treasury Secretary just hinted at TWO explosive proposals:

1️⃣ *2,000 Direct Rebate for Families*

Households earning under100K could receive a *2,000 cash rebate* — no points, no vouchers, no crypto. Just pure fiat in your bank.

🔥 *They claim it’ll fight inflation — wild, right?*

2️⃣ *“Trump Starter Accounts” for Newborns* 👶📈

Every baby born after Jan 1, 2025 gets a *1,000 investment account* — fully invested in U.S. stocks like Apple and Tesla.

Imagine toddlers with portfolios flexing 12% gains at preschool!

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*TL;DR*

✅ Families get cash

✅ Babies become investors

✅ Markets get an adrenaline shot ☕📈

If this becomes law, 2025 might be the first year kids say:

*“I’m long equities and loving it.”* 💼

#DCA #CryptoNews #Stimulus2025 $ASTER #MBM