🔥MELANIA LAUNCHED A YEAR AGO TODAY
Happy Anniversary to the MELANIA token! Just one year ago today, investors had the privilege of getting in on the ground floor.
Twelve months later, the results are in:
Performance: A stunning -97% from the All-Time High.
Strategy: The classic "Buy the Hype, Sell the Vital Signs" approach.
Status: Successfully transitioned from a "revolutionary political asset" to a digital commemorative souvenir worth less than the electricity used to check its price.
It turns out that basing a financial portfolio on a meme of a former First Lady is a great way to ensure your bank account also becomes "former." Truly a textbook example of the Celebrity Pump-and-Dump™—proving once again that in the world of political tokens, the only thing "conservative" is the amount of money you’ll have left.
