The Trader Who Waited for Trends Like Waiting for a Bus 📈

Marvin considered himself a “professional trend follower,” though his trading group jokingly called him “The Guy Who Only Buys After Everyone Else.” Every morning, he opened his charts with the seriousness of a surgeon but only had one rule: if the price wasn’t clearly going up, he refused to touch it—like it was a hot potato left on the floor.

$SUI

SUIUSDT

Perp

1.0855

-2.32%

When Bitcoin moved sideways, Marvin stared at the screen like it had personally offended him. “Why do you walk like a crab?” he whispered at the chart. He hated sideways markets so much that he took them as a sign from the universe to go make coffee instead.

$DOT

DOTUSDT

Perp

1.459

-2.79%

But the moment the chart finally formed a clean uptrend—higher highs and higher lows lined up like soldiers—Marvin reappeared instantly. He clicked “Buy” faster than a meme‑coin degenerate chasing a 100x. “Now THIS,” he declared proudly, “is art!”

Friends teased him: “You only buy when the trend is obvious!”
Marvin shrugged. “Of course. I’m trading, not doing detective work.”

And while other traders fought inside choppy ranges, Marvin relaxed, waiting patiently for the next strong trend like someone waiting at a bus stop—calm, confident, and slightly too excited when it finally arrived.

#TrendFollowing #CryptoHumor #UptrendOnly #BinanceSquareStories