🧠 The Smart Wallet Wizard and His Incentive Adventures 🧠
Oliver liked to think of himself as a “wallet connoisseur,” even though most of the time he just forgot his passwords. But everything changed when he discovered smart wallets—Account Abstraction, automation, bundled transactions, and most importantly: incentives. “Finally,” he said, “a wallet that pays me for using it. My bank could never.”
$GIGGLE
He jumped into every campaign he could find, gleefully signing transactions like he was autographing fan letters. Sending tokens? Incentive. Swapping? Incentive. Approving a dApp? Incentive. At one point he completed so many on‑chain actions that his smart wallet probably knew more about his habits than his best friends.
Oliver loved that the profit didn’t come from trading or gambling—it came simply from using the wallet. “I’m basically earning money for being organized,” he bragged, despite having lost three seed phrases in the past year. The low costs and generous rewards made him feel like he’d discovered a cheat code politely disguised as a feature.
And while his friends still struggled with gas fees and failed transactions, Oliver floated through the ecosystem with ease—one tap, one signature, one incentive at a time.
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