The Job Interview:
Interviewer: "What is your greatest strength?"
Me: "I’m a long-term investor.
Interviewer: "And your greatest weakness?"
Me: "I checked the Binance BTC price 47 times during this interview.
The Fortune Teller:
Me: "Will I ever be a millionaire?
Fortune Teller: "Yes, but only if you start out as a billionaire and keep 'buying the dip' on that altcoin.
