Is your grandpa’s pension fund finally ready to gamble on Bitcoin, or is Grayscale just dreaming out loud again? 🧐
BTCUSDT
Perp
78,591.4
-6.39%
According to them, 2026 is officially the "Era of Institutions." It turns out those ultra-conservative funds are finally planning to toss 1% to 3% of their portfolios into Crypto ETFs. 📉➡️📈
KITEUSDT
Perp
0.14278
-4.80%
After years of calling crypto "rat poison," they’ve suddenly realized that "diversification" sounds much better than "missing out." 🤡
DOTUSDT
Perp
1.551
-7.18%
It’s hilarious how fast "magic internet money" becomes a "strategic asset class" once there are management fees to collect! 💸
So, get ready for your 401k to be fueled by the same volatility they warned you about for a decade. Welcome to the party, suits! 🥂🚀