nearcon

$NEAR behaves like that neighbor who promised to "sit quietly", but then brought a DJ, light music, and a crowd of crypto gurus. NearCon is not a conference, but a crypto comedy: developers will showcase their "eternal" startups, traders will argue over who buys a Lambo first, and meme masters are already preparing photoshops with charts that drop faster than the Wi-Fi in the hotel. The NEAR token itself is like Schrödinger's cat: sometimes alive, sometimes mooning, and suddenly even closer. The organizers promise lectures, demos, and endless jokes about "closeness to success". So stock up on memes and patience: NearCon is when the future is not just close, it’s already knocking on the door and shouting "so, are we ready to go?" We expect something new and interesting at the end of February. @NEAR Protocol #nearcon Near revolution is near, closer than it seems 😎 #futureinnear