โ๐๏ธ LUNC HODLER DIARY: Feb 1, 2026 ๐คก๐
โ08:00 AM: Wake up. Check
$LUNC . Price:
$0.000038. Still waiting for that Ferrari. ๐๏ธ๐จ
โ09:00 AM: Calculator time. "If we burn 5 trillion tokens and Elon tweets a moon emoji...
I can retire by lunch." ๐งฎ๐ค
โ10:00 AM: Read a theory that a blurred 1994 Simpsons screenshot proves
$LUNC hits $1 by Tuesday. Seems legit. ๐ฉ๐
โThe Reality: Binance burned billions this month, but my grandkids might be the ones moving into the mansion in 2145. Diamond hands? More like Eternal Hands. ๐๐
โ๐ฌ Where is the Army?
1๏ธโฃ Waiting for $1 (The Dreamer) ๐ด
2๏ธโฃ Waiting for $0.01 (The Realist) ๐ง
3๏ธโฃ Bought the 400th dip (The Legend) ๐ฆพ
โDrop a ๐ if youโre still holding for the 22nd century! ๐
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