๐Ÿšจ BREAKING

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ FED WILL OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE NEW INTEREST RATES TODAY AT 2 PM ET.

IF RATE < 3.75% โ†’ MARKET GOES PARABOLIC

IF RATE = 3.75% โ†’ MARKET STAYS FLAT

IF RATE > 3.75% โ†’ MARKET DUMPS HARD

ALL EYES ON POWELL ๐Ÿ‘€