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🚨 SHOCKING WARNING:
TRUMP TO CHINA — “TRY TO WEAKEN THE DOLLAR… AND BE READY FOR THE RESULT” 🇨🇳🇺🇸 (also lol that’s the 🇱🇷 flag)$ZIL $BULLA $BIRB

Meanwhile China’s out here quietly speedrunning “Plan B”:
Pushing yuan trade with BRICS + commodity partners
Stacking real metal (PBoC has been adding gold consistently — official holdings are ~2,306 tonnes)
Trying to make “paper promises” look… very 1990s

Dollar gang: “Nothing to see here.”
China: “Just rearranging the global money system, don’t mind us.” 😭📉

#TRUMP #TrumpCrypto #GOLD #FINKY

THIS IS FOR THE DAY-ONES. 🏆🎁

Square fam gets paid first. 1000 Red Pockets incoming.

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Last month” was **Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s disclosure showing a sale of 5,000 shares of PayPal Holdings (PYPL) on 12/30/2025, reported in a filing signed 01/23/2026, with the trade value range listed as $250,001–$500,000. �

#stockmarket #paypal #nancypelosi #FinanceNews #FINKY

🚨JUST IN:Jim Cramer says Bitcoin “won’t” drop below $73,000… so you already know what time it is. 📉

#JimCramer #bitcoin #cryptouniverseofficial #BTC #FINKY

🚨BREAKING: The U.S. House just passed a government funding bill to end the shutdown — 217–214 on Feb 3, 2026.

#GovernmentShutdown #USHouse #FundingBill #BREAKING #FINKY

🚨BREAKING:
(but the math ain’t mathing): that 217–214 vote wasn’t the US Senate — that’s a House-style nail-biter.

#BREAKING #USGovernment #TRUMP #TrumpNFT #FINKY

🚨BREAKING:
$170,000,000,000 wiped from crypto today.
Don’t worry guys, it’s just a healthy correction™️.
Zoom out to the 5-minute chart and it’s basically bullish. ✅📉

#TodayMarketAlert #BTC #ETH #BNB_Market_Update #FINKY

🚨Update: Tom Lee’s BitMine $ETH “treasury genius” is aging like milk.
They’re sitting on ~4.24M ETH and the “diamond hands” position is now roughly $6B–$7B in unrealized/paper losses depending on the snapshot.

#ETH #Bitmine #TodayMarketAlert #USCryptoMarketStructureBill #FINKY

🚨BRAKING:
Bitcoin nuked to ~$74.4k (yearly low) — currently around $74,939 with -4.35% on the day. Intraday range: $79,041 → $72,971.

#BTC #Bitcoin❗ #CryptoMarkets #BinanceBitcoinSAFUFund #FINKY

🚨BREAKING:Strategy Inc. (Michael Saylor’s company) is ~$800M–$1B “underwater” (unrealized) on its Bitcoin bag after BTC dipped below their average cost (~$76,052/BTC).

Receipts:

Holdings: ~713,502 BTC

Avg buy: ~$76,052 per BTC

Latest buy: 855 BTC for $75.3M at ~$87,974/BTC

Translation: “Bought the dip” … and the dip kept dipping.

Caption idea:
Congrats to everyone who said ‘just DCA’ — Strategy did… straight into a $800M lesson 📉🧡

#BTC #MichaelSaylor #CryptoMarkets #MarketCorrection #FINKY

BREAKING 🚨
$80B+ got yeeted out of crypto in a few hours because apparently “number go up” took the day off.

📉 $BTC nuked below $80,000 (around $78K on Jan 31) and $ETH face-planted ~12% in the same wave.
The broader dip knocked roughly $111B off total crypto value during the selloff.
Bonus chaos: mass liquidations (about $2.56B in forced selling) — leverage tourists got speed-ran out of existence.

#BTC #ETH #cryptouniverseofficial #MarketSentimentToday #FINKY

🚨 BREAKING:
ETHEREUM FOUNDER VITALIK BUTERIN SAYS THE ORIGINAL VISION FOR L2'S NO LONGER MAKES SENSE

#Ethereum #VitalikButerin #blockchain #invsting #FINKY

🚨 BREAKING:
Speaker Johnson says the House will pass the “end-the-shutdown” bill Tuesday… aka Congress finally found the ON switch.🇺🇸

#TrumpProCrypto #USGovernment #MarketCorrection #FINKY

🚨 JUST IN 🚨
🇳🇴 Norway’s biggest pension fund KLP just upped its “Bitcoin exposure” the boomer way: buying more $MSTR. 💀
Now sitting on 95,160 shares of Strategy worth ~$13.5M — because apparently #Bitcoin is acceptable… as long as it’s wearing a suit.🧠📈
“WE DON’T BUY BTC” — proceeds to buy the company that buys BTC.

#bitcoin #MSTR #NORWAY #investment

🚨 BREAKING 🚨
🇺🇸 House Speaker Johnson says the U.S. House of Representatives votes TODAY to end the shutdown.
Senate already sent over a ~$1.2T funding package—keeps most agencies running through Sept 30/Oct, with a short DHS/ICE extension (~10 days) so they can keep fighting about immigration after the lights come back on. �

#USPolitics #govermentshutdown #breakingnews #FINKY

🚨BREAKING:
MetaMask just linked up with Ondo Finance to let eligible (non-US) users buy/hold/trade 200+ tokenized U.S. stocks + ETFs + commodities right inside the wallet — yes, even stuff like gold & silver. 🚀📈 �

#MetaMask #etf #blockchin #TokenizedAssets #FINKY

🚨UPDATE:
Galaxy Digital just posted a $482M net loss in Q4 2025 — turns out “number go down” is not a business model. 🤝📉
• EPS: -$1.08
• Digital assets + investments: -22% QoQ
• Trading volumes: -40% QoQ
• Stock: dipped ~5–6% premarket
But hey… at least the “price action” was consistent. 😭💀

#Crypto #Markets #galaxydigital #novogratz #FINKY

POV: “Gold is dead” crowd when every major bank drops 2026 targets like this: 💀📈
JPMorgan:

$6,300–$6,900/oz

UBS: $6,200/oz

Deutsche Bank: $6,000/oz

SocGen: $6,000/oz

Goldman Sachs: $5,400/oz

HSBC: $5,000/oz

Morgan Stanley: $4,800/oz

They’re not “betting on gold.”
They’re hedging against the dollar.

#GoldPricePrediction #dollercollaps #Gold2026 #goldstand #FINKY

🚨 Michael Saylor just dropped the “Rules of Bitcoin” like it’s a sacred scroll:

1.BUY BITCOIN
2.DON’T SELL THE BITCOIN

#BTC #MichaelSaylor #HOLD #bitcoin #FINKY

🚨 FLARE JUST DROPPED fXRP (FXRP) 🚨
So let me get this straight… $XRP finally learned DeFi? 😭

#flare #XRPRealityCheck #xrp #FXRP #FINKY