Here are some fresh “Today’s Crypto Market” memes you can post 😎📉📈
1.
Crypto today:
📈 for 3 minutes
📉 for emotional damage
😭 for the rest of the day
2.
Me: “I’ll just check the chart once.”
Chart: chooses violence
Me: “Okay, see you next bull run.”
3.
Bitcoin: drops 2%
Altcoins:
“It’s time to die, gentlemen.”
4.
Crypto market today:
Investors: HODL 💎🙌
Wallet: on life support 🏥
5.
Green candle: “I’m back 😎”
Red candle 5 minutes later: “Miss me? 😈”
Want me to turn one of these into an image meme (Pepe / Wojak / Doge style)?
Just say which number 👉 1–5 🐸🔥
