🔥🚨Forget the "long-term" excuses. Elon Musk is finally running out of places to hide, and the numbers don't lie.
As of today, the market is pricing in a massive 85% probability that SpaceX pulls the trigger on an IPO in 2026. For years, the fanboys have claimed Musk would never subject his Martian pipe dreams to the "distraction" of public quarterly earnings. Well, look at the scoreboard. Whether it's the sheer burn rate of Starship or the massive capital requirements for Starlink's global dominance, the private teat is running dry.
Is this the moment SpaceX becomes the ultimate cash cow for retail investors, or is this just another hype-fueled trap designed to offload bags before the reality of space economics sets in? If you're still betting against a 2026 listing, you aren't just a skeptic—you're ignoring the inevitable. 💰
