😂💀 5 hours after ignoring
$PENGU … this is who shows up at your door.
Straight from The Ring, but cuter, colder, and way more liquid! 🐧💧
She crawled outta the well just to ask…
"Ser, why didn’t you ape into
#Pengu ?" 👻
Now she’s haunting wallets that missed the dip! 📉🪦
This ain’t your usual horror story…
It’s a
#penguin -powered pump fest in disguise! 🎢💥
The only curse here is not buying when it was cheap!
💡Moral of the story:
Buy
#pengu before she slides into your DMs… or your dreams 😨🐧