The "Useless" Moon Mission 😆😀
In a classic "only in crypto" moment, a token literally named Useless (USELESS) has become one of the top performers of the week. While the broader market is consolidating, USELESS surged over 78% in just a few days. #crypto2026
• The Irony: Investors are flocking to a project that markets itself on its lack of utility, proving that in 2026, self-deprecating humor is still a powerful financial incentive.
• Current Vibe: Speculative interest is at a yearly high, with traders jokingly claiming that "being useless is the new store of value."
