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Be efficient.
Don’t be polite. Get to the point.
I hate formalities.
I don’t chit chat.

You won’t get a response if you say any variation of the following:
“Hi”, then nothing“How are you?”“Good day to you sir!”“Merry Xmas, Happy New Year, Happy Birthday, etc”“Can we have a meeting?” (no agenda given)“Let’s discuss an important partnership” (no specifics)“Want to introduce you to XYZ (someone important)” (no specifics)

You may be referred to this article. I am efficient with my time, even if you may consider it impolite (apologies).
So, please be direct and tell me:

I am ___
I need ___ (or) I can provide ___

If your first message is too long (more than one mobile screen with large fonts for an elderly like me), it will likely be skipped.
A few tips:
For pitches, go to www.yzilabs.com For listings, apply online at cf-workers-proxy-exu.pages.dev  For buying/selling large amounts of crypto, please contact Binance OTC desk.Don’t ask open ended questions, I usually won’t know the answer.Don’t ask me to interact with some meme coin.
For most things, going through me is slower. I don’t do much. I am mostly just a router, a slow one.
Hope you are not offended. Let’s communicate efficiently. Cheers,
CZ