$BTC Bitcoin’s either the future of money or a digital pet rock, depending on who you ask. The weirdest part? Both sides might be right. It’s survived every "this time it’s dead" headline, but also… have you seen those 30% dips on a random Tuesday? Wild. I don’t even pretend to understand the tech anymore—just stacking sats and pretending I’m not checking the price every 10 minutes. The real question: When Lambo? (Just kidding. Unless?) Anyway, $BTC keeps things interesting. Say what you will, but boring it is not.