$ASTER
ASTERUSDT
دائم
0.6381
+5.61%
😂 Binance Reality Check – Comedy Edition 😂
📉 Smart Money:
PNL: -15,136%
Balance: -0.00 USDT
Ego: Destroyed
📬 Binance Assistant:
“Congratulations! 🎉 You earned 0.001 USDC commission”
Me:
💀 Drowning in losses
Binance: “Bro, party’s on me… one drop 🫡”
📉 Futures took my house
📈 Square gave me a biscuit
Conclusion:
Binance be like:
“Lose big, but earn daily” 😭🔥
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