THERAPIST: Tell me about your meme coin addiction 😭🛋️
ME: It started with a cute dog in a hat... now I'm broke and talking to strangers on Binance Square
Jan 2026 confession hour:
Solana memes still printing tears and tendies
Pump.fun my dealer, @CZ my bad influence
Every green candle feels like love, every rug like divorce
My toxic exes (NFA, send bail money):
1. WIF 🧢 stole my heart then my rent money
2. POPCAT 😼 judges me harder than my mom
3. PONKE 🐒 makes me act unwise at 3am
4. BONK 🐕 barks "just one more dip" every time
5. FARTCOIN 💨 the only relationship that's gassy AND explosive
I'm in therapy but my wallet says "one more ape".
If this moons, I upgrade to premium ramen. If not, couch surfing szn.
Spill your meme coin trauma below. Which one hurt you the most? Tag your ex (the coin, not the person) 👇😂💔
