😂 Couldn't sleep… so I stared at the market like a man possessed.

$ETH doing its little dance 💃💸

$BTC riding the rollercoaster 🎢😱

And $BinanceLife … bro, this is straight-up a comedy show 🤣🤣

Thoughts running through my head at 3 AM:

💭 “Did I invest in crypto, or did crypto invest in me?” 🤡

💭 “One minute I’m up millions, next minute… just memories!” 💀💔

People say: “Crypto is an investment.”

I say: “Crypto is a movie, and I’m stuck watching the never-ending trailer 🎬😂”

If you’re awake laughing at this madness too, hit ❤️, share it, and join the late-night chaos!

#CryptoComedy #ETHDance #BTCInsomnia #BinanceLife #LateNightLaughs